#89333 - . ) They don't leave you to sleep in the wet spot (Eleni) They don't mind if you scream 'oh yes, *METHOS*!!' They're useful for scooping up nutella, chocolate, lube (take your pick) and smearing it in the appropriate places. *whistle*) They won't be disgusted when you have your period They don't snore, fart, burp or have smelly breath They don't want you to swallow They don't whistle after other, better-looking women or men They don't care if your hair is a mess You don't have to tell them how you'd like it They don't brag how great they are They don't cost you time, money or patience They don't want to know where you were last eveing Your friends don't criticise them Their friends don't criticise you (fingers don't *have* friends) Afterwards, they won't ask: 'Did you come?' (Eva T.
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